I've been slacking off again. Bad Ben! And what happens when I slack? I post a classic wisdom.
Man, we haven't successfully exploded anything in years. We tried to explode a chicken on new years. But that failed hard due to my inexperience. "Next time!" I say, "Next Time!".
Back in the day, we weren't so ambitious and our attempts were more fruitful. This Wisdom references this comic: (http://www.poonheads.com/comics/?id=8)
Lament of a Batsplosion
This is based on a true story.
One evening, the Poonheads got together and were hanging out, looking for stuff to do. We had a failed art project (a paper mache bat) and we had some fireworks, both complements of Pillboy... So we went outside and blew up the bat. Well... we tried to. It didn't blow up. Because we didn't secure the explosives well enough inside the bat, it actually flew towards us. So afterwards, we used the Batsplosion as a Batarang, and it got stuck in a tree.
The rest of the night was filled with many interesting memories including a suicidal squid, torturing Mark with Mello Yello and Donovan, and sliding down the stair case on a sleeping bag. Good times were had by all.
Anyways... I was quite happy with the way this comic turned out. Good art. Good punch line. And hey... Who can't love the Batsplosion? Ain't he cute?
In other news... I've been slacking off... I've gotten hooked on Anarchy Online, so my time has been consumed by that lately and not been where it should be -- Poonheads.com. I'm sorry. But, you'll be glad to know, I've cancelled my subscription and will be atteption to devote more of my time to Poonheads. ... When I'm not devoting it to more important things like sleeping and playing Halo. And who's idea was it to make Halo NOT x-box live compatible? I'm going to have to wait until NOVEMBER for Halo 2 to play with other people, huh... until then I'm going to get sniped to death by Drew... Damn you Drew... Damn you to a Sniper Rifle-less Hell!
Weekly Wisdom: Please Sweep your Patio!
~~Benabus
Ironically, I later got re-addicted to Anarchy Online and un-addicted to Halo. Recently, my AO account expired and I forgot to re-subscribe because I've been busy. That's okay, though. By the end of the year, they're supposed to switch to the Age of Conan graphics engine. I'll probably resubscribe then. So that I can become more unsocial than I am now.
~Ben
Resources:
Anarchy Online: (http://www.anarchy-online.com)