Today I had to go to some crazy business thing where lots of people mingled and drank cheap liquor. It was pretty lame. Super lame, even. I got home at about 7:30. And also I have a lot of work for school and I'm really tired.
In place of something witty and well written, I give to you a bit of classic wisdom. It references this comic: (http://www.poonheads.com/comics/?id=2).
Computer Fucking Belt
Yes. I do own a belt that allows me to fuck computers. I wear it every day. It is not only a fashionable, yet functional piece of cyber-wear, but it keeps my pants up, too! The belt it self is made mainly of Industrial strength adhesive Velcro. One side has loops and the other has the hooks. There is no buckle, per say, as it simply Velcros together. In the front, to give the appearance of a buckle, I have two Zip-Linq USB cables, which I have attached via velcro to for easy detachment. Around the belt, I have several accessories, also attacted with velcro. For the time being, I have two 128 MB thumb drives and a small portable MP3 player. The MP3 player used to double as a thumbdrive, but my old one broke, and the new one does not have thumbdrive capabilities... how sad... Anyways. When I am near a USB ready computer, I can simply Zip out one of my Zip-Linq cables, attach one end to a thumbdrive, and the other to the computer. I'm all set to go! I can do anything with this sucker! I've stored files and even small programs, like WSFTP and Putty... Plus I've always got my tunes at my hip. I'm thinking of adding some other little gadgets to the belt in the near futures... anyways...
Since these cables are velcroed to my waist, just above my crotch, when in use, it gives the appearance that I am fucking the computer, which is where the belt got its name. It was originally called the GUBER belt (combined form of UBER GEEK), but Computer Fucking Belt just caught on...
But on to the Comic! I basically drew 3 drawings: Me walking up to the computer. Me fucking the computer, with Sterling and Pillboy walking up to me, and then that last panel. Then I did a lot of copy and pasting and editing to get everything nifty. Not a whole lot to say about this strip, really.
Other News: Demon, my computer, has once again become possessed. I don't know what the hell is wrong with it. It gets like this sometimes, so I've been forced to load up a copy of Knoppix and that is what I'm updating this from. If not for my Sidekick and Knoppix, I think I would die. After this post, I shall lay Demon to rest for I have aquired a new PC: BRICK. I have named it Brick because its sturdy German engineering allows it to be used as a brick when it is powered off. It's not quite as heavy as its big brother, TANK, though. It's slightly used, so I need to do some repair work on it, and hopefully it won't have the same problems Demon had.
Also if you vote for me on Buzz Comix, you can view an exclusive pre-Poonheads.com Poonheads #1 comic. It includes the elusive Taco. in a few months, perhaps I shall swap out the bonus comic for Poonheads #2... Great stuff that was!
Daily wisdom: "To obtain the silence of the Chi, you must act as the grasshopper, jumping from blade of grass, to blade of grass to accomplish your goals" --David
~~Benabus