The Benana is an elusive, nocturnal creature. It stands about six feet tall and is identifiable by its distinctive yellow coloring and soft brown fur. Its diet consists mainly of dust bunnies and leeks, but some Benanas have been known to eat cheeseburger drippings when food is in short supply. Generally, Benanas are not aggressive, but when provoked, they will emit a high pitched shriek and expel a highly potent nerve gas from glands behind the ears.
Up until now, there has been no evidence that these creatures even exist. This evening, however, David was able to capture a few photographs of an adult Benana in its natural environment.
Beware the Benana, for they are vicious.
Until next time,
~~Ben
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Sunday, October 21, 2007
Benana
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