Holy Crap! I'm a somebody now! That's right. You're speaking to an official Microsoft Certified Technology Specialist in SQL Server 2005. Or MCTS, as we call it in the business.
What's that mean? It means that I'm awesome. And that I know pretty much everything there is to know about SQL Server 2005. I'll be getting all the good job offers and all the chicks now. And it'll be awesome.
Let me tell you... It sure feels good to be certified!
~~Ben